Okay, Chuck Norris isn’t exactly new news. Anyone who’s been on the Internet in the past six years knows all too well about the hilarious Norrisisms that have been floating around. “Chuck can kill two stones with one bird.” “Norris could play Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and never lose.” “Chuck’s the reason Waldo hides.” And so on and so forth.

Chuck is a bad man, no bout a-doubt it! There’s also an online game where you can test Chuck’s mettle against ninjas! That’s right; ninjas! In Chuck Norris: Attack of the Massacre Ninjas, a lucky player gets to live vicariously through the man who knows no fear, kicking and punching and ripping the hearts from an onslaught of costumed warriors.

I like the game for two reasons: 1) It’s Chuck Norris and 2) you can test out your sadistic side during a lunch break. It’s also easy to control. Simply click and hold the left mouse button to control Chuck’s arms. When ninjas come at you, throw your iron fist of annihilation and watch the bad guys go bouncing. By jumping in the air and holding the left mouse, you can control Chuck’s leg for vicious kicks. You can move left to right, jump and crouch, by using the “W” key (jump), “A” key (back/left), “D” key (forward/right), and the “S” key to crouch.

Overall, the game is very simplistic. Chuck should be able to wreak havoc on at least 12 ninjas at once in the latter levels. But the game isn’t only fun because Chuck can easily kick some tail (in real life, too, just watch Walker Texas Ranger); he also rips hearts out and eats them and stomps the brains out of ninja heads. Just hold your hand over a ninja’s heart, click the left mouse, and rip their heart out. You can then hold it to Chuck’s mouth and he’ll eat it to regain his health. By jumping in the air and landing on a ninja’s head, the brain will pop out and you can use this as a weapon.

The Chuck Norris game isn’t one of the most technologically advanced I’ve ever played, but it is fun. It loads in a basic flash player and doesn’t lag your computer down. All in all, it’s worth playing just to see Chuck eat red meat.

Remember all those cool games you made up in school when you were board. Penny Hockey, Paper Triangle Football with the triangular folded piece of paper. This is before the Nintendo DS!!! Here’s a game that brings me back to the old days… “Pen Fight“. You have to flick your pen across the surface (which you pick before the game… wood, felt, ice etc.) and knok your opponents off the table before they knock yours. It’s quite a challenge. Give it a try.

I am definitely a fan of billiards games, so Ultimate Billiards and Ultimate Billiards 2 were right up my alley. The thing I like about this game is that it’s not really the same rules as pool. You have to sink all the balls in 100 seconds, but the balls are bombs that will explode! Also if you scratch (sink the cue ball) the bombs explode. As you clear each level there will be one more ball to sink. I have gotten up to seven balls. So give it a try… It’s a blast!!!!

Hey Ultimate Gamers… Speedypete here from freevideogamestuff.com. I just played Heli Combat, and I think they should change the name to Hela-Combat… this game rocks. Basically, your a helicopter pilot on different military missions. You have three different weapons to choose from missiles,machine gun and bombs (Z,X,C keys). You must maneuver around, avoiding getting taken out by enemy tanks, trucks, choppers, planes and robots. there are also supplies being parachuted down for you that you have to catch to stay alive. I got to the second level the first time I played, but got crushed by a barrage of choppers, planes and these, tough to kill, flying robots. This game is tough but fun… so thumbs up to the boys at Ultimate Arcade on this one. And remember, for any info on gaming or the video game world log onto my blog freevideogamestuff.com. See yaaaaaa!

Tetris is a video game that hit the streets in the mid to late 80’s which was originally designed and programmed by Alexey Pajitnov in June 1985, while working for the Dorodnicyn Computing Centre of the Academy of Science of the USSR in Moscow.  First for PC then for then for the Nintendo Game Boy. The game caught on like a virus, infecting kids and desk jockeys around the world. It’s a wonder that anyone got anything done back then! Well Ultimate Arcade has their own take on this addicting arcade classic. Actually they have several, but I gave Tetrix Egyptian a try… and boy is that game addicting! I still need to play a bunch more to get my skills back, but I have a feeling that it’ll come back to me, and I’ll be killin’ it for hours. So give it a go! You won’t be disappointed!

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Hey Ultimate Gamers…  I have been addicted to Ultimate pool for the last week.  It’s basically pool with bombs.  You need to sink all the balls (bombs) before time runs out.  If time runs out the bombs blow.  Oh and also if you scratch… BOOM!  When you clear the table you go on to the next level, where there will bee more balls.  I have gotten to level 5 so far, but I’m tryin’.  So give it a go and let me know how you do!

What’s up ultimate gamers!  Speedypete here from  freevideogamestuff.com the website that gives away free video game stuff.  As a matter of fact we are giving away a free Wii if you sign up for my social network Ultimate Arcade has invited me to blog on their site and share some gaming experiences with you.  I’ve been checking out Ultimate Arcade for awhile and I am totaly addicted to their games.  So keep an eye out for me… I’ll be discussing some of my favorite games on Ultimate Arcade!